Published: Mon, March 12, 2018
Entertaiment | By Lawrence Myers

'SNL': The Bachelor Breaks America's Heart By Abandoning Trump Conviction

'SNL': The Bachelor Breaks America's Heart By Abandoning Trump Conviction

Kate McKinnon's Mueller tells contestant Becca Kufrin (Cecily Strong) that he can't give her everything she wants, adding: "And I think you sense that".

"I'm just trying to be honest and tell you that I can't commit to collusion right now", McKinnon's Mueller replies. "Oh my God, I have to wait two more years for him to be out of office?" she continues. And just as Arie Luyendyk Jr. broke Becca Kufrin's heart, SNL showed Mueller breaking America's heart by saying the case that that Trump campaign colluded with Russian Federation just might not be there.

Though the sketch starts off a bit awkward (though not almost as awkward as the real-life breakup that inspired it), it picks up speed when it becomes clear this isn't just jamming together two ubiquitous pop-culture figures, but making a pretty compelling argument that liberals hoping the Mueller investigation will result in impeachment is maybe about as smart as believing in true love on The Bachelor.

"Collusion is literally the only thing I've been looking forward to for the past year", Strong said.

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The special counsel warned that if the voter got what she wanted out of their relationship - also known as the Russian probe - her life could spin out of control with Vice President Pence assuming the role as commander-in-chief.

McKinnon is Special Counsel Robert Mueller, who is just about to jilt his love interest in the worst possible way.

Mueller tries to comfort Strong's distraught contestant.

"Honestly, probably six", Mueller replied, eliciting a loud, bleeped swear from the reality star. "He's just gonna be president?"

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"Baby, I'm scared", he says to his wife.

Anyway, Brown played Ben Carson, McKinnon reprised her Kellyanne Conway, Pete Davison came on as Jared Kushner, and Aidy Bryant brought back her fantastic Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

"Millions of Americans have tuned into the show that's captivating a nation", the commercial's voiceover says.

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