Published: Mon, December 18, 2017
Global News | By Stacy Ballard

SNL Throws a Very Trump-y Christmas Tree Trimming Party

SNL Throws a Very Trump-y Christmas Tree Trimming Party

In the cold open President Trump, played by Alec Baldwin and the first lady played by Cecily Strong, spent some time trimming their tree while reminiscing about the past year.

The two then turned to trimming the tree, with Baldwin's Mr Trump saying: "In the Christmas spirit I wanted to thank all the unbelievable people who work for me, but because I can't help myself I also want to remember all the haters and losers I destroyed this year". "But because I can't help myself, we're also going to remember all of the haters and losers I destroyed this year, and we're going to hang ornaments with their faces on what we're calling 'The Tree of Shame'".

"I chose disgraced Federal Bureau of Investigation director James Comey", McKinnon's Conway said, holding an ornament with Comey's face on it.

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"I want out", she said back.

Then arrived Sarah Huckabee Sanders (Aidy Bryant), with ornaments with Sean Spicer and Anthony Scaramucci - "Whose mangled corpses I stepped over to get this job", she added. The character was seen outside an Oval Office window, rapping on the glass. "I want out", she said.

Johansson's Ivanka responded, "As I said, there is a special place in hell and we're all there".

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"Hey! Let me in!" she screams, as Secret Service agents try to intervene. Her ornament of choice was Roy Moore.

Baldwin-as-Trump at that point declares he will respect the greater part of the representatives who work for him in the White House. "At least America knows that I finally supported an accused child molester". Here's how I vote: I look at both candidates, I listen to them speak, and then I ask myself, "If I got pulled over, which one of these candidates would I rather see approaching my vehicle?" "Until he lost. And then I said I thought he would lose", Baldwin's Trump says.

Trump's two adult sons, Donald Jr. and Eric, arrive next to show off their ornaments, the former with a long paper cut out of more than a half-dozen officials who have since left or been fired by the Trump administration and the latter with a homemade craft project.

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"I'm not 'Elf on a Shelf, '" Kate McKinnon's tiny Jeff Sessions appeared. "We got the chance to remove the make a beeline for slaughter the snake".

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