Published: Fri, December 01, 2017
Global News | By Stacy Ballard

Penis-Free Detroit Politician Touts Her Lack of Penis in Campaign Ad

Penis-Free Detroit Politician Touts Her Lack of Penis in Campaign Ad

Dana Nessel: "The Candidate Who Doesn't Have a Penis" Then she drops the hammer: "So when you're choosing Michigan's next Attorney General, ask yourself this, 'who can you trust most not to show you their penis in a professional setting?' Is it the candidate who doesn't have a penis?" Is it the candidate that doesn't have a penis?

"I want to tell you what you can expect me not to do".

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The ad by Nessel does not include any of the Democrats who have been accused of sexual misconduct in recent weeks, but makes a veiled reference to Michigan Democratic Representative John Conyers.

Nessel says that if she is elected next autumn (spring NZT), she pledges not to "sexually harass my staff" or "walk around in a half-open bathrobe", and promises "take all sex crimes seriously".

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Nessel proposes that voters should elect more women to stop sexual harassment, suggesting that if more women hold authoritative positions, such behavior will be less common in the workplace. "I'd say so." Again, this is a real campaign ad, not a Reductress post, which really says a lot about how the women of America are feeling after two endless, grueling months of sexual harassment revelations.

Following the deluge of sexual misconduct allegations plaguing politicians, media, and Hollywood personalities, Nessel said she knows how to put an end to the growing problem.

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Over the image of disgraced Texas Republican Joe Barton, Nessel says she won't use "your hard-earned tax dollars to silence victims". "I'd say so." The ad comes amid trepidation within her party and in the media regarding the viability of a potential all-female ticket in MI in 2018.

"I am a woman".

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On Wednesday, the former assistant prosecutor spoke to WJBK about the ruckus-causing ad. "We've heard some pretty lewd stories coming out", Nessel told WJBK. She announced her bid for MI attorney general last August. "I'm Dana Nessel. I approve of putting more women on the ticket in November, and I approve this message".

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